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odd and with too many feels

Would you destroy something perfect in order to make it beautiful? If you drink enough vodka, it begins to taste like love… Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. My biggest achievement is that I love myself more than I hate myself. I'm not a psycho, I just like psychotic things. Laughing, making-out and sex burns calories, being with me might just turn into a workout. I post everything I feel like posting including some of my own writing, so if you would like to see them, good luck finding them ;)

My dirty dirty blog: 555andanother111foryou.tumblr.com

Enjoy

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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(via parkingstrange)

So I’ve started watching American Horror Story and I can’t get enough of it. I don’t want to follow any ahs blogs or tags now cuz I don’t want any spoilers cuz I’m just on the 9th episode of the 1st season. But fuck what a show!

-DB

"if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

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one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via cacophobix)

holy….

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indie

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(via whoredinarygirl)

armrace:

What I look for in a boy

  • fall
  • out

(via action-twat)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via action-twat)

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(via action-twat)

(via thisisawh0reland)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via thisisawh0reland)

(via fatherway)

"

This is the first day of september, and I saw you early in the morning. Looks like this month is going to be awesome.

I have seen my lovely, the owner of my heart, the one for who my heart beats.

I have seen the one who makes me smile.

I have seen the one who makes me shine, who makes me glow, who makes me sing.

I have seen you, and for the very first moment I knew that you are the one for me.

I have just found out that your smile belongs to me.

"

-The Chatting Heart (via wnq-writers)

(via wordsnquotes)

asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

(via thisisawh0reland)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via greetings)

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

(via seedy)

 odd and with too many feels

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