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Odd and with too many feels

Would you destroy something perfect in order to make it beautiful? If you drink enough vodka, it begins to taste like love… Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. My biggest achievement is that I love myself more than I hate myself. I'm not a psycho, I just like psychotic things. Laughing, making-out and sex burns calories, being with me might just turn into a workout. Music. Movies. Food. Fashion. Boys. Girls. Bandoms. Fandoms. Skins. Revenge. 2BG. PLL. Friends. nah too many can't decide what not to write…how about I'll just show it to you :D

My NSFW blog: 555andanother111foryou.tumblr.com

Enjoy

freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

(via panicatthediscow)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(via lmaoalien)

2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(via panicatthediscow)

(via illaminati)

(via whoredinaryboy)

actualthomasarclight:

ah yes add me on skype so i can be too afraid to talk to you ever

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via illaminati)

jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

(via little-greysanatomy)

shereemurrayx:

all miley cyrus does is shop, buy starbucks and walk her multiple dogs. 

(via hotboyproblems)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via lameust)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via lmaoalien)

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

 Odd and with too many feels

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